Suspicious sausage

A hunter looking for moose in Norway accidentally missed his target and instead hit a dude sitting on his toilet inside his home!!  The bullet lodged itself inside the abdomen of the 70-year-old man who was transported to a hospital in Oslo by an air ambulance and was listed in serious condition. Police Chief Anders Saether said he suspected the hunter didn’t really notice his surroundings before shooting.

pork and beansWhile a truck driver slept in the cab of his parked vehicle, thieves were up to no good mere feet away. The BBC reports that they cut a hole in the side of the truck and made off with some 6,400 cans of Heinz baked beans!  Says a police rep in all seriousness: “Police are appealing for information, especially about anyone trying to sell large quantities of Heinz baked beans in suspicious circumstances.” One additional identifying note: The variety stolen contained “sausages.”

Imagine some young adults surprise as they opened their emails to get some answers to their homework assignments but instead got an eyeful of nude photos!  University of Iowa officials are investigating the teaching assistant who inadvertently emailed the nude pictures to her 28 students instead of homework answers!  Tom Moore, a spokesman for the school, said he could not speculate on any consequences that could result from the investigation.

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