Suspicious sausage

A hunter look­ing for moose in Nor­way acci­den­tally missed his tar­get and instead hit a dude sit­ting on his toi­let inside his home!!  The bul­let lodged itself inside the abdomen of the 70-year-old man who was trans­ported to a hos­pi­tal in Oslo by an air ambu­lance and was listed in seri­ous con­di­tion. Police Chief Anders Saether said he sus­pected the hunter didn’t really notice his sur­round­ings before shooting.

pork and beansWhile a truck dri­ver slept in the cab of his parked vehi­cle, thieves were up to no good mere feet away. The BBC reports that they cut a hole in the side of the truck and made off with some 6,400 cans of Heinz baked beans!  Says a police rep in all seri­ous­ness: “Police are appeal­ing for infor­ma­tion, espe­cially about any­one try­ing to sell large quan­ti­ties of Heinz baked beans in sus­pi­cious cir­cum­stances.” One addi­tional iden­ti­fy­ing note: The vari­ety stolen con­tained “sausages.”

Imag­ine some young adults sur­prise as they opened their emails to get some answers to their home­work assign­ments but instead got an eye­ful of nude pho­tos!  Uni­ver­sity of Iowa offi­cials are inves­ti­gat­ing the teach­ing assis­tant who inad­ver­tently emailed the nude pic­tures to her 28 stu­dents instead of home­work answers!  Tom Moore, a spokesman for the school, said he could not spec­u­late on any con­se­quences that could result from the investigation.

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