Tags archives: cell-phone

 

A slow stinky death or get a new phone....

Drop­ping your cell phone into a toi­let is unfortunate—but in China, it can be tragic. A young woman dropped her new phone into an open-pit toi­let and her hus­band was the first to jump into the knee-deep cesspool to try and find the phone. He started hav­ing dif­fi­culty breath­ing and then fainted! His mother then […]

 

Undressed to unimpress

 A detec­tive in New Jersey’s Andover Town­ship received a text on his new cell phone: Hey, it asked, want to buy a quarter-pound of pot?  Well, sure, replied the detec­tive, who then set up a ren­dezvous. The would-be seller smelled a rat upon arrival and fled, but police soon con­fis­cated four bags of mar­i­juana from […]

 

Monday 2/11

Cops respond­ing to a 911 call found a car in a ditch with a woman in the passenger’s seat, bleed­ing and ram­bling about some­one try­ing to kill her. They then found a cell phone that had a pro­file cor­re­spond­ing to a man named Joel Lank­ford – who, coin­ci­den­tally, was spot­ted loi­ter­ing on a nearby porch. He […]