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Thursday 12/20

A traf­fic deputy in Florida gave folks a real rea­son to cry after being pulled over – by hand­ing them onions instead of paper tick­ets for their infrac­tions. Lou Caputo, an offi­cer in the Florida Keys, often dresses as the Grinch at this time of year, and hands out the stinky onions to dri­vers who’ve been […]

 

Tuesday 10/16

A British man will be stuck per­form­ing thou­sands of hours of com­mu­nity ser­vice after mak­ing thou­sands of phone calls to per­fect strangers, inform­ing them that he’d got­ten his man­hood stuck in some­place it didn’t belong. Gareth Lloyd placed nearly 6000 calls from a pay-as-you-go cell phone, claim­ing that lit­tle Gareth had become lodged in everything […]

 

Monday 7/2

FREAK NEWS 07022012 A Florida man was arrested on mis­de­meanor assault charges after a fight in which he threat­ened to kick a neighbor’s butt – as soon as he emp­tied his own. Robert Gabriel Ger­not was curs­ing out his own mother when a neigh­bor heard the nasty words and tried to inter­vene, lead­ing the 53-year-old to […]