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Smoke free, yes. Free to live, no.

Etta Mae Lopez wanted to quit smok­ing, so she did the usual: waited patiently out­side a sheriff’s office until a deputy came out and then slapped him across the face. And, ta-da, now she’s in a smoke-free jail for 63 days! The 31-year-old Cal­i­forn­ian explained to the con­fused deputy that she wanted to get locked […]