Tags archives: convenience-store

 

My holy pants have a crack in them

A Florida man went bananas in a con­ve­nience store ear­lier this week, strip­ping off every stitch of his cloth­ing and even­tu­ally telling cops that he was a mon­key.  Daylen Hol­lo­man was ini­tially the one who called 911 and near the end of the call, the dis­patcher asked Hol­lo­man what his name was and he said, […]

 

Friday 1/11

An Aus­tralian man was left feel­ing a lit­tle bit blue after he was beaten up by Smurfs!  The vic­tim says a blue man, who was done up to look like Papa Smurf, approached him inside a con­ve­nience store to ask for a smoke, and when he refused, the blue dude turned red and attacked. There […]