Tags archives: cops

 

Friday 1/25

Cops in Lorain, Ohio, responded to a domes­tic vio­lence report that Joel Perez had threat­ened to kill his brother and arrived at the scene to find the two men stand­ing amid a cloud of dust – which turned out to be the remains of a per­son who has yet to be iden­ti­fied. Perez strug­gled with officers, […]

 

Tuesday 9/18

Ger­rman monk is prob­a­bly think­ing that now might be a good time to take a vow of silence. It’s a lot eas­ier than hav­ing to answer ques­tions about why he was found stum­bling through a for­est naked. A hiker near the Aus­trian bor­der called police and reported a dis­ori­ented naked man act­ing strangely in the […]

 

Monday 7/30

A New Mex­ico man was hauled in by cops after he drunk­enly crashed his car in a neighbor’s yard, and pro­ceeded to water her lawn – in an uncon­ven­tional, unsan­i­tary man­ner. The man, whose name was not released, drove into a dec­o­ra­tive wall at the side of the woman’s house, knock­ing down a 60-foot sec­tion, and […]

 

Tuesday 7/24

Tim­o­thy Cour­tois, 49, was dri­ving 112 mph on the Maine Turn­pike with an AK-47 assault weapon, four hand­guns, and sev­eral boxes of ammo and news­pa­per clip­pings about Colorado’s Dark Knight Rises mas­sacre when he was nabbed. He boasted to cops he had just attended a show­ing of the Bat­man film pack­ing a loaded gun and […]

 

Friday 7/13

 A British woman who was obsessed with the saucy novel 50 Shades of Grey ended up a lit­tle saucier than she might have liked. Emma McCor­mack ended up drenched in steak sauce after boyfriend Ray­mond Hodg­son threw a fit over her refusal to ditch the book, which he con­sid­ered “porno­graphic.” The cou­ple began their argument […]

 

Tuesday 7/10

Cops inves­ti­gat­ing a rash of thefts at a ceme­tery in upstate New York held a stake­out and found their cul­prit scur­ry­ing away from the site of a Civil War memo­r­ial hold­ing the tiny memo­r­ial flags – right between its pointy lit­tle teeth. While the author­i­ties didn’t use sur­veil­lance video, they did have a still cam­era set […]