Tags archives: finger

 

Friday 11/30

Nevada man Tod Jerome John­son called police to report that mul­ti­ple peo­ple needed help for gun­shot wounds, so, when they arrived, they found John­son danc­ing amid the flames wear­ing only his tighty-whities and socks – despite the fact that the tem­per­a­ture was below freez­ing. First respon­ders needed to sedate the 47-year-old to get him to a […]

 

Wednesday 10/31

Author­i­ties say a Jer­sey City man they believe was high on PCP bit off and swal­lowed his own fin­ger after being arrested for allegedly try­ing to car­jack a vehi­cle while naked. The Jer­sey Jour­nal reports that 29-year-old Jargget Wash­ing­ton of Jer­sey City is charged with car­jack­ing, throw­ing bod­ily flu­ids at law enforce­ment offi­cers and being […]

 

Wednedsay 10/17

An Iowa jew­eler has given new mean­ing to the term “tar­geted pro­mo­tion” – by offer­ing to give a free rifle to any­one who buys an engage­ment ring by the end of this month. In order to get the shot­gun wed­ding starter kit, a cus­tomer must first load up with a dia­mond ring with a price tag […]

 

Friday 10/12

Penn­syl­va­nia man Jef­frey McMullen walked into a bank where he was a reg­u­lar cus­tomer and slipped a teller a note say­ing that he demanded one buck, only to be laughed off and sent to another win­dow – where he tried again and got laughed off a sec­ond time. Even­tu­ally, one of the bank’s employ­ees handed him […]

 

Friday 10/05

Penn­syl­va­nia cops say 51-year-old Laura Pas­tor demanded money from a store reg­is­ter and whipped out a gun…er…her fin­ger under her shirt. She pointed it at the clerk and said, “This is a stick up. Give me all the money.” The clerk, unsure whether or not the fin­ger was loaded, handed over $148 in cash.  Pas­tor also […]

 

Friday 8/17

We’ve all wanted to give the fin­ger to a politi­cian – but a prison inmate in France made that a real­ity, by cut­ting off one of his dig­its and mail­ing it to the local min­is­ter of jus­tice. The pris­oner, whose name was not released, sent an enve­lope con­tain­ing a chunk of his fin­ger to the offices […]