Tags archives: florida-keys


Friday 2/8

A Florida man was taken into cus­tody after cops pulled him over for dri­ving drunk – inside a Wal-Mart! Tim­o­thy Carr aroused the sus­pi­cion of store secu­rity after he was spot­ted dri­ving a motor­ized shop­ping cart errat­i­cally, plow­ing into sev­eral dis­plays. At one point, he grabbed an alco­holic bev­er­age off a shelf and began gulp­ing it […]


Thursday 12/20

A traf­fic deputy in Florida gave folks a real rea­son to cry after being pulled over – by hand­ing them onions instead of paper tick­ets for their infrac­tions. Lou Caputo, an offi­cer in the Florida Keys, often dresses as the Grinch at this time of year, and hands out the stinky onions to dri­vers who’ve been […]