Tags archives: girlfriend


Tuesday 9/18

Ger­rman monk is prob­a­bly think­ing that now might be a good time to take a vow of silence. It’s a lot eas­ier than hav­ing to answer ques­tions about why he was found stum­bling through a for­est naked. A hiker near the Aus­trian bor­der called police and reported a dis­ori­ented naked man act­ing strangely in the […]


Thursday 9/6

The cover-up usu­ally comes before the crime, but up in Utica, New York, a man showed that the cover-up can cause the crime – by attack­ing his girl­friend over cus­tody of an old blan­ket. Pedro Bermudez allegedly went to his ex’s apart­ment to retrieve the bed­ding, but she didn’t want to relin­quish it, lead­ing to a […]


Monday 8/6

An uniden­ti­fied elderly woman was get­ting fed up with dri­vers speed­ing past a cross­walk near her home in China. Local cops offered lit­tle help, so the resource­ful granny tried slow­ing down dri­vers with the aid of a strate­gi­cally posi­tioned inflat­able girl­friend.  She tied it to a tree next to the cross­walk, appar­ently hop­ing that rubbernecking […]