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Tuesday 9/18

Gerrman monk is probably thinking that now might be a good time to take a vow of silence. It’s a lot easier than having to answer questions about why he was found stumbling through a forest naked. A hiker near the Austrian border called police and reported a disoriented naked man acting strangely in the […]


Thursday 9/6

The cover-up usually comes before the crime, but up in Utica, New York, a man showed that the cover-up can cause the crime – by attacking his girlfriend over custody of an old blanket. Pedro Bermudez allegedly went to his ex’s apartment to retrieve the bedding, but she didn’t want to relinquish it, leading to a […]


Monday 8/6

An unidentified elderly woman was getting fed up with drivers speeding past a crosswalk near her home in China. Local cops offered little help, so the resourceful granny tried slowing down drivers with the aid of a strategically positioned inflatable girlfriend.  She tied it to a tree next to the crosswalk, apparently hoping that rubbernecking […]