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Smoke free, yes. Free to live, no.

Etta Mae Lopez wanted to quit smoking, so she did the usual: waited patiently outside a sheriff’s office until a deputy came out and then slapped him across the face. And, ta-da, now she’s in a smoke-free jail for 63 days! The 31-year-old Californian explained to the confused deputy that she wanted to get locked […]