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Wednesday 9/26

Locals in north­ern Turkey were fran­tic when they saw a woman’s body float­ing in the Black Sea, so they called in help and watched as offi­cials cor­doned off the beach and a team of divers made their dar­ing res­cue. So every­one was less than thrilled to find that the “woman” was in fact a blow-up […]


Wednesday 8/22

An Indi­ana man couldn’t walk a straight line, but he sure could tell cops a straight story when he was arrested for expos­ing him­self in a hos­pi­tal park­ing lot – telling them, “I’m just being a drunken a-hole tonight.” Ty Alsop was taken to the hos­pi­tal ear­lier that night, soaked in urine and reek­ing of liquor […]