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What a tool!

A Pol­ish man appar­ently fell and lost con­scious­ness.  When he regained con­scious­ness he was at first aware only of pain in a hand before real­iz­ing some­thing else was wrong. He walked to his car, looked in a mir­ror and noticed the screw­driver, pen­e­trat­ing his fore­head, 2 inches in, just above his right eye. The man […]