Tags archives: piper-phynnie

 

Tuesday 6/5

Most people would feel incredibly sad if their cat was run over and killed, and eventually they might consider adopting another kitty. Dutch artist Bart Jansen mourned his departed feline, Orville, a different way: by stuffing the cat and turning him into a radio-controlled helicopter. Jansen calls his disturbing tribute the “Orvillecopter,” Jansen said Orville […]

 

Monday 6/1

They don’t mess around in the Big Apple!  In New York, a guy was stabbed for watching porn in a library. The alleged attacker, 46-year-old Ralph Neptune, was with his wife on the second floor of the Brooklyn Heights Public Library when he spotted the porn on the 52-year-old victim’s screen. There was a confrontation, […]

 

Friday 6/1

A Cleveland-area woman trying to make a tidy profit ended up busted for breaking-and-entering after she busted into a stranger’s house and cleaned the place without permission and left a bill!  Sue Warren didn’t even try to make a clean getaway — her invoice included her name, address and phone number, as well as details […]

 

Thursday 5/31

Authorities in Ohio said a man clad in a Darth Vader mask robbed a bank with a semi-automatic pistol instead of a light saber and the Force. FBI Special Agent Stephen Anthony said the “Star Wars” villain went into the Huntington Bank on Monroe Street in Toledo showed the pistol to tellers and demanded cash. […]

 

Wednesday 5/30

A boy’s visit to a local garage sale has nearly brought back a lost family member from the dead! Addison Logan went garage-sale shopping last & picked up a “pretty cool” Polaroid camera for $1, brought it home, and pulled out the cartridge. Inside was a photo that he showed to grandma: of her then-teenaged son, […]

 

Tuesday 5/29

A Texas teenager whose name was not released, placed an order at a Corpus Christi taco stand, then realized he’d be late for school and nixed the whole deal. He walked out, but ended up having to make a run for the border when a man in a pickup truck started barreling down on him. […]

 

Monday 5/28

 65-year-old Gord Shurvell is recovering from long claw marks on his back and bite wounds to his shoulder and head. The hunter and fisherman from Winnipeg, Manitoba, was with a friend at a rural cabin near Sioux Lookout in northwestern Ontariositting in the outhouse when a bear suddenly appeared!  He said, “I left the door […]

 

Friday 5/25

Cops spotted Michael Marquez and another homeless man arguing over the contents of a shopping cart filled with sporting goods — all of which turned out to be stolen. They were both hauled in for questioning in separate rooms, and when Marquez’s interrogator stepped away, snatched a wall clock and stuffed it into his backpack, […]