Tags archives: piper-phynnie


Friday 4/27

The wrong Thriller — AnIdaho man proved him­self to be really, really bad when he showed his devo­tion to Michael Jack­son — by pulling a gun on an acquain­tance and forc­ing him to moon­walk. The Bon­ner county Daily Bee reports that John Cross says he was under the influ­ence of drugs when he decided he […]


Thursday 4/26

A 103-year-old Ugan­dan man died after father­ing 158 chil­dren and amass­ing around 500 grand­chil­dren. Jack Kigongo fathered his chil­dren from 20 wives, with the old­est child being 60-years-old and the youngest being 15.  That means he was over 40 when he started!  Guess he felt he had to make up for lost time. Patrick Bulira […]


Wednesday 4/25

McBusted Ribs — A Florida man claimed he was skipped over in line at McDonald’s & super-sized his anger by com­ing back with a base­ball bat! The man actu­ally com­plained ver­bally at first, then left the premises and returned with a bat and smacked the man­ager twice in the ribs. Employ­ees said he then walked […]


Monday 4/23

2 shots and you’re ouch! — A Cal­i­for­nia man went home feel­ing no pain after tak­ing two shots at a local tav­ern which wouldn’t be news­wor­thy, except for the fact that the shots came from a hand­gun!  The uniden­ti­fied vic­tim told cops that he and a stranger began argu­ing in the bar’s park­ing lot, but […]


Thursday 4/19

He’s howl­ing Mad! — Cops swung by a Geor­gia man’s house to give him a ticket for vio­lat­ing his town’s noise laws — by bark­ing loud enough to dis­turb a neigh­bor more than 100 yards away. The man, who was intox­i­cated when cops arrived, denied that he was mak­ing any noise at all, and when […]


Wednesday 4/18

  Fire sucks — Fire­fight­ers in Swe­den say a man, was attempt­ing to suck gas out of his car with a vac­uum to fuel his snow blower. Well, the vac­uum caught on fire and he chucked it out of his garage where it pro­ceeded to blow up and catch his car on fire! He then […]


Tuesday 4/17

I don’t see what the prob­lem is — Police in Italy said they arrested a woman accused of receiv­ing about $143,900 in ben­e­fits by falsely claim­ing to be blind.  Author­i­ties said inves­ti­ga­tors filmed her going about her daily busi­ness with­out any blindness-related dif­fi­culty or assis­tance. The woman will have to repay the ben­e­fits, which she […]


Monday 4/16

Lia­son in the Loo — A “Missed Con­nec­tions” post­ing appeared on Web site Craigslist from a woman who wore “blue hair, sil­ver tube top, fish­nets, (and) knee high black biker boots” to the recent Motorhead/Megadeth con­cert at the Aragon Ball­room in Chicago, is seek­ing a red-mohawked man with “black pen­ta­gram gauges” and “viper pierc­ings” who […]