Tags archives: piper-phynnie


Friday 4/13

A lit­tle jumpy — Texas Inves­ti­ga­tors said two men with their faces cov­ered walked into the Valero Cor­ner Store inSan Anto­nioand demanded cash from the clerk. How­ever, the men fled empty handed when one of their guns acci­den­tally went off. Police said there were no injuries and offi­cers are search­ing for sus­pects. You have the […]


Thursday 4/12

  Would you like some ketchup with those wieners? — Cops arrived to inves­ti­gate a noise com­plaint at a Boston area home and found five young men naked and slathered in ketchup!  They also found mul­ti­ple red solo cups filled with warm beer and sar­dines.  The house is reg­is­tered to a fra­ter­nity that once counted […]


Wednesday 4/11

Grand­pas got junk in his trunk — Ger­man police said a 72-year-old man who allowed his 9-year-old grand­daugh­ter to ride in the trunk of his car for­got she was there and went for a walk. The man told police his grand­daugh­ter had asked to ride in the trunk of his car on the way to […]


Tuesday 4/10

Bad Aim — Janee Young, is charged with pepper-spraying her infant son in the face. But it seems that Young isn’t just another case of a bad par­ent tak­ing out anger on an inno­cent child: Rather, she just has really rot­ten aim. What Young was try­ing to do was spray the boy’s father, with whom […]


Monday 4/9

Now THIS is uncon­di­tional love — A man in Britain­has asked for a woman’s hand in marriage—not long after she stabbed him in the back with a 12-inch knife. And he did it in court! Tiffany Bail­lie has admit­ted to stab­bing her boyfriend while he was asleep in Decem­ber; the crime occurred near the first-year […]


Friday 4/6

Ruff break — AMoscow woman was shop­ping at a mall and emerged to find another car had struck her parked vehi­cle! The owner was no where in sight and it turns out the owner had left the engine run­ning with three dogs inside and the canines man­aged to shift the vehi­cle out of park and […]


Thursday 4/5

He’s the king of the world!! — Police were mind­ing their own busi­ness when Jesse James Thomas leapt onto their parked cruiser wear­ing a som­brero and a sin­gle box­ing glove, announc­ing that he’d come to town to make a name for him­self! To under­score that atten­tion, he shouted his name at the top of his […]


Wednesday 4/4

Eye for an eye & a foot for jail time — Harold Cal­loway was shot about 2 a.m. as Ken­tucky fans were cel­e­brat­ing Kentucky’s 67–59 vic­tory over Kansas on Mon­day night. The shoot­ing hap­pened after some peo­ple in a vehi­cle had exchanged words with some bystanders. A per­son on the side­walk opened fire with a […]