THAT wasn't in the syllabus!

Feli­cia Smith a  42-year-old mid­dle school teacher in Texas was arrested after she allegedly did some Felicia smithgrind­ing on the lap of a 15-year-old boy for four min­utes as a spe­cial birth­day present for him! Accord­ing to the stu­dent, she put on some music and touched him all over.  And he even got a few butt smacks in him­self.  Police say Smith told them she did it because the class per­suaded her to do it. Isn’t NOT sub­mit­ting peer pres­sure some­thing a teacher should be teach­ing?  She was released on $30,000 bond and has been removed from the school and is prob­a­bly look­ing for work doing strip o grams

Pilots in east­ern Canada have been warned to look out for one of the strangest haz­ards they’re ever likely to encounter—a 70-foot brew­ery blimp shaped like a hockey goal light. The Bud­weiser
bal­loon broke from its tether at a ball hockey tour­na­ment in New Brunswick on the week­end and has been spot­ted float­ing at up to 5,000 feet, reports the CBC. Trans­port Canada says pilots in the area have been noti­fied and the blimp is expected to come down in the south­ern part of the province, but no one knows when.

It was a peace­ful after­noon in North Car­olina when 74 year old John Rufty lost his hand while mow­ing the lawn of a small local air­port.  But it had noth­ing to do with the lawn­mower.  84-year-old Edward Sis­son, was touch­ing down on the airport’s grass land­ing strip on his way to visit fam­ily and didn’t see Rufty on his mower until just before impact.  Rufty’s left hand was sev­ered by the pro­peller of the plane dur­ing the col­li­sion! The inci­dent is being inves­ti­gated but no charges are pend­ing at this time.  Sis­son was not injured dur­ing the accident.


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