That's a load of chicken poop! No, really....

i_love_chicken_poop_tote_bagA South Dakota man attempted to protest a car registration fee by mailing his paperwork back to a county office … inside a bag filled with chicken poop. Tom Parsons pled not guilty to the charges, which stem from an ongoing dispute he’s had with county officials over his vehicles, and he apparently took his little “yolk” too far, since he’s now been charged with “mailing injurious articles,” an offense that could net him a year in the coop.

Workers at the Market Basket store in Chelsea, Mass said Laura Balm, 26, was spotted hiding items in her bag and fled into a manager’s office when she was confronted.  Balm allegedly threatened the manager with a knife and climbed up into the store’s ceiling when she was disarmed. However, Balm’s getaway was short-lived when she became stuck inside the ceiling and had to be freed by firefighters. Balm was arrested on charges including shoplifting and assault with a deadly weapon.

Anthony Berry walked up to the entrance of a business on the side of a highway and found the door locked, so he tried a unique method of gaining entry which included him getting naked, close and personal with the doorknob! An employee inside the business was able to record Berry’s actions & showed the video to cops. Berry was spotted sitting (surprisingly) at a nearby bus stop, where he smilingly admitted to the act, saying, “Yes, I have a mental problem!” He was charged with indecent exposure – the third time he’d been nabbed for that offense.  No word on if the doorknob will seek therapy.

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