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nachosPolice were called to a home in Lindsay, Ontario, where there had previously been 15 times for domestic disputes. When officers arrived, they found a 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman covered in chips and dip. It wasn’t some saucy romp. They were fighting over the last beer.  They both face charges of domestic-related assault and are set to appear in court on March 28th. Their names were not released.

A Louisiana man was arrested earlier this week on charges of improperly discharging his weapon in public – then doing the same thing with a gun. Adam Fullilove was asked to leave a bar after he became extremely intoxicated and combative with other patrons, and while he vacated the premises, he immediately walked over to the tavern manager’s car in the parking lot and urinated all over the side of it. When the manager got wind of the act, he went to confront Fulilove, who got into his truck, fired a pistol into the air and drove off – but cops soon caught up with him, recovered the firearm and transported him to the Lafourche Parish jail.

Brianna Priddy’s wallet was stolen, and she began to notice that whoever took it was using it to cash checks that were taken from her checkbook. Two weeks later, Priddy was at her job as a waitress and a lady she waited on handed her her id.  HER ID.  The exact one that was stolen.  The waitress said, “I didn’t say anything. I handed it back to her and said, ‘Sure, I’ll be right back with your margarita.’ [I] went straight to the phone and called the cops.” The woman accused of using Priddy’s stolen ID, whose name was not released, faces felony charges including theft, identity theft, and criminal impersonation.  Don’t you think the thief would have paid attention to the photo???   They could have been completely different races!

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