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nachosPolice were called to a home in Lind­say, Ontario, where there had pre­vi­ously been 15 times for domes­tic dis­putes. When offi­cers arrived, they found a 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman cov­ered in chips and dip. It wasn’t some saucy romp. They were fight­ing over the last beer.  They both face charges of domestic-related assault and are set to appear in court on March 28th. Their names were not released.

A Louisiana man was arrested ear­lier this week on charges of improp­erly dis­charg­ing his weapon in pub­lic – then doing the same thing with a gun. Adam Fullilove was asked to leave a bar after he became extremely intox­i­cated and com­bat­ive with other patrons, and while he vacated the premises, he imme­di­ately walked over to the tav­ern manager’s car in the park­ing lot and uri­nated all over the side of it. When the man­ager got wind of the act, he went to con­front Fulilove, who got into his truck, fired a pis­tol into the air and drove off – but cops soon caught up with him, recov­ered the firearm and trans­ported him to the Lafourche Parish jail.

Bri­anna Priddy’s wal­let was stolen, and she began to notice that who­ever took it was using it to cash checks that were taken from her check­book. Two weeks later, Priddy was at her job as a wait­ress and a lady she waited on handed her her id.  HER ID.  The exact one that was stolen.  The wait­ress said, “I didn’t say any­thing. I handed it back to her and said, ‘Sure, I’ll be right back with your mar­garita.’ [I] went straight to the phone and called the cops.” The woman accused of using Priddy’s stolen ID, whose name was not released, faces felony charges includ­ing theft, iden­tity theft, and crim­i­nal imper­son­ation.  Don’t you think the thief would have paid atten­tion to the photo???   They could have been com­pletely dif­fer­ent races!

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