This is ONLY the BEST news EVER!
Piper’s prayers have been answered.
On Super Bowl Sunday, February 2nd, 2014 the Hallmark Channel will be hosting THE KITTEN BOWL!
What? Yes, we’re very serious.
Little fuzzy bunches of cuteness will be frolicking around “playing football” the way nature intended.
According to deadspin.com, the competition will consist of two preliminary playoffs and a championship match. Along with basic obstacle courses of hurdles, tunnels, hoops, jumps, weave poles, lasers, lures and toys on strings, “Kitten Bowl” will feature clever locker room strategies, player profiles and “interviews,” and camera work and audio recordings from the athletes as they play the game!
Piper peed herself just a little when she heard the news.
The show will be hosted by Howard Stern’s hot as Hades wife, Beth and Yankees radio personality John Sterling.