The answer to Piper's prayers


This is ONLY the BEST news EVER!

Piper’s prayers have been answered.

On Super Bowl Sun­day, Feb­ru­ary 2nd, 2014 the Hall­mark Chan­nel will be host­ing THE KITTEN BOWL!

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What?  Yes, we’re very serious.

Lit­tle fuzzy bunches of cute­ness will be frol­ick­ing around “play­ing foot­ball” the way nature intended.

Accord­ing to deadspin.com, the com­pe­ti­tion will con­sist of two pre­lim­i­nary play­offs and a cham­pi­onship match. Along with basic obsta­cle courses of hur­dles, tun­nels, hoops, jumps, weave poles, lasers, lures and toys on strings, “Kit­ten Bowl” will fea­ture clever locker room strate­gies, player pro­files and “inter­views,” and cam­era work and audio record­ings from the ath­letes as they play the game!

Piper peed her­self just a lit­tle when she heard the news.

The show will be hosted by Howard Stern’s hot as Hades wife, Beth and Yan­kees radio per­son­al­ity John Sterling.

 

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