The boy who cried zombie


Stu­dents at a school in Brook­lyn, New York ended up hav­ing to cut class when admin­is­tra­tors ordered an evac­u­a­tion. Emer­gency crews were called to a sixth grade class­room at Medgar Evers School after some­one reported a haz­ardous con­di­tion … which turned out to be a pow­er­ful dose of AXE deodor­ant spray!  You’ve seen the ads…the scent is guar­an­teed to leave women pow­er­less, but this time around, kids of both gen­ders were inca­pac­i­tated – with eight of them being taken for med­ical attention!

The crook strolled into a 7-Eleven in Florida in the wee hours of the morn­ing and poured him­self a cup of cof­fee from the self-service dis­penser before walk­ing over to the cash reg­is­ter and non­cha­lantly tossed the steam­ing bev­er­age in the face of the clerk when he opened it. The uniden­ti­fied intruder, who was caught on sur­veil­lance tape, then grabbed a hand­ful of dough and fled as the cashier was reach­ing beneath the counter to retrieve a gun.

ZOMBIEA Cal­i­for­nia man was shot dead after break­ing into a young family’s sub­ur­ban home over the week­end.  But that kind of stuff prob­a­bly hap­pens all the time, right?  Well, before he broke into the home he was rant­ing and rav­ing about zom­bies in their back­yard and scared the fam­ily half to death.  So they shot him.  This fam­ily is really tak­ing the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse very seri­ously! But wait, there’s more!  The man’s rel­a­tives told author­i­ties that he had been hal­lu­ci­nat­ing at a party on Sat­ur­day evening. Ah ha, not the best hol­i­day to “hal­lu­ci­nate.“

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