The last bed you'll sleep in

Florida author­i­ties said they are try­ing to iden­tify two men who stole $460 worth of con­doms and other fam­ily plan­ning mate­ri­als from a CVS store.  Well, at least they’re being safe.

coffinSex sells.  Even in death.  Lind­ner coffins, has made a cal­en­dar as some­thing of a stunt, but the owner, Zbig­niew Lind­ner, insists peo­ple shouldn’t be offended by images of nude women and coffins…together.  He says, “So much work goes into our coffins [that are] only seen for a few moments at the funeral. We wanted to show its fur­ni­ture, the last bed you’ll ever sleep in,” he said.  Oth­ers, includ­ing Catholic Church offi­cials, dis­agreed and have called for the cal­en­dars, which are being sold for char­ity, to be pulled.

Police tried to pull over 25-year-old Sally Kur­gis after she ran a red light. She pulled into a dri­ve­way and then began ram­ming her car into the police cruiser that pulled in behind her.  With her music blar­ing and her horn blast­ing, Kur­gis drove through the back­yard and led police on a chase through sev­eral res­i­den­tial streets, some­how man­ag­ing to avoid spike strips along the way. After an offi­cer pulled a PIT maneu­ver, Kur­gis lost con­trol of the car. She still refused to exit the vehi­cle after it stopped mov­ing and even­tu­ally an offi­cer smashed one of her win­dows and Tased her!  To add insult to injury he drug her through the dri­vers side win­dow and arrest­ing her.

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