The "meth" about dentures

DenturesTennessee woman Brita West came to the detention center for a scheduled jailhouse wedding to her fiancé Willard Tinch. During her patdown, she asked if the couple would be able to seal their vows with a kiss, and was assured they would – until a deputy noticed that her false teeth kept sliding around, and searched her mouth, finding a packet of meth! Officers then searched her car and found a wide variety of narcotics –enough to get West placed behind bars in another location, which probably isn’t on anyone’s list of top honeymoon spots.  Get some glue for those puppies!

A dog is supposed to be man’s best friend, but you wouldn’t wish this pooch on your worst enemy. The dog’s owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark., recently adopted the small white fluffy stray in hopes of having a loving animal companion.  Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of the man’s “berries” while he was asleep!  Obviously, this dog was hungry! Or the guy dropped a piece of meat in his lap during dinner.

 When a 95-year-old at a Chicago senior living community refused medical treatment, police were called in. When they arrived, John Warna allegedly threatened them with a metal cane and a 2-foot metal shoehorn, and then, when he’d dropped those, a “12-inch butcher-type kitchen knife.”  Police hit Warna with a Taser, which apparently failed to get him to stand down, so they shot him with the bean-bag round. He was still conscious as he was taken to the hospital. He later died of internal bleeding due to blunt-force trauma to the abdomen, caused by the bean-bag! 


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