The (not so) Great Beer Escape

A parolee picked the wrong vehicle to start his life of crime again right out of the slammer.  In Madison Heights, Michigan a detective spotted Norville Bolden while he was in the act of stealing a hubcap….from the detective’s car!   Needless to say, Bolden was arrested and has been arraigned on charges.

 A woman in England had a message for her no-good, cheating husband … a message that she broadcast at their local pub. The wife, a regular at Noah’s Yard in Swansea, South Wales, convinced the owner to change their sign outside to read: “Paul … I am divorcing you.”  The unnamed woman said, “I was angry and upset so wanted a sign to go up for everyone to see. I did feel a bit better once the sign went up.”  And adding insult to injury she had a second sign go up, reading: “BTW [By the way], I am keeping the dog.”

2 MEN SCALING A BUILDINGAccording to cops in Orange County, Gabriel Sauceda, 22, and Chad Walker, 20, stole four cases of beer from a gas station convenience store. Apparently they first took two cases, and then came back an hour later to steal two more. After the second theft the clerk followed the men and saw them go into the Embassy Suites Hotel in Santa Ana. He called police, who busted the beer bandits as they were trying to escape by scaling down the side of the hotel … from their 10th floor room.

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