The Un-Welcome mat

Unwelcome matThe neigh­bors encoun­tered one another in the hall­way while accom­pa­nied by their boyfriends and dur­ing the meet­ing Dana Allen allegedly  locked the other woman’s attempt to get into her own apart­ment, police said. The vic­tim bumped Allen while try­ing to get by her, lead­ing Allen to allegedly throw her foun­tain drink at the other woman, knock her to the ground and punch her six to 10 times in the face and head.  Why?  Appar­ently Allen’s neigh­bor loved her door­mat so much that she kept steal­ing it. The vic­tim suf­fered abra­sions and bleed­ing from her lip, cheek, nose and fore­head, police said.  Allen was arrested and taken to the Polk County Jail on a charge of assault. No word on who gets the mat.

Ger­man police said they have opened an inves­ti­ga­tion into an anony­mous motor­cy­clist who took a nude ride through the Mun­ster Christ­mas Fes­ti­val.  The Rider aka “Baller­boyz,” told his fol­low­ers he would take the nude ride if he got 1000 likes.  Well, guess what?    He got the likes so he  took the ride, posted it to youtube  (with his face cov­ered). And now police are search­ing for him. Police spokesman Andreas Bode said, “We think it was a petty offense.”However, Bir­git Weusthoff-Schulze, who saw the rider at the Christ­mas mar­ket, said she was far from offended.“It was not unap­pe­tiz­ing to watch.”

Alain Cas­sag­nol, 19, was pulled over for alleged speed­ing in South Car­olina. Accord­ing to the report, Cas­sag­nol was going 103 mph in a 45 mph zone, and when stopped the offi­cer noticed the inside of the car smelled strongly like a catholic church. The frank­in­cense and myrrh incense spray was a prod­uct called “Blunt Block” that pur­port­edly cov­ers up the smell of mar­i­juana, though appar­ently this time it didn’t work.   Although Cas­sag­nol was prob­a­bly pray­ing at the moment, Police still sus­pected drugs which as it turns out, were in his pants. 

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