Those aren't tomatoes!!

A father and son Antonius Hart Senior and Antonius Hart Junior drove away from a fast food joint with their order, but when they got home, they found that there were some pieces missing, so they returned – with an AK-47! The cashier offered to hand over the wings that the men had been shorted, but the elder Hart demanded some extra chicken to make up for the gas they burned on their way back to complain. After they brandished the gun, a manager called cops, who placed both men under arrest. One customer said, “I guess in this area, people don’t play about their food.”

A 15-year-old Georgia teenager, who has reportedly struggled with anger management issues, got angry when stepmom Kristi Askevich told him to get some bedding ready for pickup by Goodwill – even though he insisted it was more important to find the proper Bible verses for a classmate who “needed to be saved.” The boy managed to complete the chores, but couldn’t turn the other cheek about not being able to crack open the gospels, grabbing a pistol his parents kept in their bedroom for protection and shooting both his stepmom and his dad! Both were taken to the hospital, but expected to make a full recovery.

tomatoSeattle cops who got a report of a shoplifter in a grocery store had to “ketchup” with the man as he pushed his wheelchair through the shop wearing nothing but a handful of cherry tomatoes covering his private parts!  The man, whose name was not released, was eating a handful of the salad staples, and spilling the rest on the floor – where he’d thrown his pants after removing them in the middle of the produce department. He was arrested and transported to King County Jail for investigation of burglary. The only thing found on him during a search was a still-frozen, but half-eaten Jimmy Dean sausage…sandwich.

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