Thrusday 3/08

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Peek a Boo burgler – Investigators said officers responded to the Palisades Presbyterian Church on Birchwood Streeta round 4 a.m. on a report of suspicious activity and arrested a man wearing a white T-shirt, a tutu and purple tights…with his genitals exposed.  Police said a pickup truck parked nearby was loaded with electronics, musical instruments and other items from the church.

She acts so cold – 27-year-old Amanda Whittaker says she has fallen head over heels for the the Statue of Liberty, which she calls “Libby.”  Amanda, who previously had a “relationship” with a drum set, said, “She is my long-distance lover and I am blown away by how stunning she is. “She’s even thought about marrying the statue — but decided against it “because so many others love her too. “Instead, she has made a shrine to the Statue of Liberty in her home, featuring a 6-foot replica, hundreds of smaller models and hugeU.S.flags.  Whittaker suffers from condition called objectum sexuality, in which people fall in love with things rather than humans.

Wrong number – A 911 dispatcher overheard a commotion on the other end of a call and kept the connection until the location could be traced and cops could be sent to the scene.  When the officers were nearby, a man was overheard saying, ‘Oh, there goes the cops.”  It was certainly means for concern considering Jesus Suarez and Jesus Santos were putting the finishing touches on a crack cocaine sale when one of their cell phones accidentally dialed the emergency number.

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