Thursday 1/19

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Heads are gonna roll! – It’s the kind of discovery a producer might make a movie about. Hikers in the Hollywood Hills found a human head in a plastic bag on a trail below the famousHollywood sign, the Los Angeles Times reports. They made the grisly discovery after their dogs started playing with it. Police sources say the head is that of an Armenian man in his 40s who was killed recently. Cops are combing the area for more human remains.

Here’s blood in your eye! – A Canadian woman really gave cops an eyeful when they showed up to investigate a shooting at her home … only to find her shot through the eye — and casually sipping a brewski. The woman, who was not identified, was bleeding from the eye and “severely impaired” when officers arrived on the scene. A police spokesperson said, “It was like she was oblivious to what had happened. She didn’t want any treatment until after she finished her beer.”

I gotta see a man about a robbery – John Whittle from Florida reportedly sat down at a Tampa tavern and ordered a beer, which he began to drink before excusing himself — in order to walk down the street and hold up a Wells-Fargo branch. While the 52-year-old did manage to make off with more than enough to pay for his brewski and leave a nice tip, he didn’t stay free for long enough to have a second round.

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