Thursday 1/19

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Heads are gonna roll! - It’s the kind of dis­cov­ery a pro­ducer might make a movie about. Hik­ers in the Hol­ly­wood Hills found a human head in a plas­tic bag on a trail below the famousHol­ly­wood sign, the Los Ange­les Times reports. They made the grisly dis­cov­ery after their dogs started play­ing with it. Police sources say the head is that of an Armen­ian man in his 40s who was killed recently. Cops are comb­ing the area for more human remains.

Here’s blood in your eye! — A Cana­dian woman really gave cops an eye­ful when they showed up to inves­ti­gate a shoot­ing at her home … only to find her shot through the eye — and casu­ally sip­ping a brewski. The woman, who was not iden­ti­fied, was bleed­ing from the eye and “severely impaired” when offi­cers arrived on the scene. A police spokesper­son said, “It was like she was obliv­i­ous to what had hap­pened. She didn’t want any treat­ment until after she fin­ished her beer.”

I gotta see a man about a rob­bery - John Whit­tle from Florida report­edly sat down at a Tampa tav­ern and ordered a beer, which he began to drink before excus­ing him­self — in order to walk down the street and hold up a Wells-Fargo branch. While the 52-year-old did man­age to make off with more than enough to pay for his brewski and leave a nice tip, he didn’t stay free for long enough to have a sec­ond round.

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