Thomas Meyers unzipped, mid-afternoon, at a Saddle Brook, New Jersey, Dunkin Donuts in full view of a full house of customers – including a 10-year old girl and urinated on the floor. The town’s police chief seemed baffled at Meyers’ actions, saying, “There was a readily available public restroom for patrons within several feet of this inexcusable, disturbing and senseless act.” He’s been charged with public lewdness and released on his own recognizance. He really wanted to do some Dunkin’
A Colombian woman made a real boob out of herself after she managed to get arrested for smuggling more than two pounds of cocaine into Spain. The unidentified woman’s breast intentions became clear when drug sniffing dogs took an unusual interest in her chest, leading a human investigator to note she’d recently undergone some sort of surgery – which she admitted was a breast augmentation. She was taken to a hospital, where doctors found that the implants had been filled with cocaine and some of the drug had entered the woman’s bloodstream.
A 28-year-old, whose name was not released, took dozens of pictures of his property, so he could rent it out. However, he did a very poor job of cleaning because a number showcased healthy-looking pot plants growing all over the place! Naturally, police got a search warrant and seized the weed, while issuing the man a ticket to appear in court next month.