Thursday 12/13

Thomas Mey­ers unzipped, mid-afternoon, at a Sad­dle Brook, New Jer­sey, Dunkin Donuts in full view of a full house of cus­tomers – includ­ing a 10-year old girl and uri­nated on the floor. The town’s police chief seemed baf­fled at Mey­ers’ actions, say­ing, “There was a read­ily avail­able pub­lic restroom for patrons within sev­eral feet of this inex­cus­able, dis­turb­ing and sense­less act.” He’s been charged with pub­lic lewd­ness and released on his own recog­ni­zance.  He really wanted to do some Dunkin’

A Colom­bian woman made a real boob out of her­self after she man­aged to get arrested for smug­gling more than two pounds of cocaine into Spain. The uniden­ti­fied woman’s breast inten­tions became clear when drug sniff­ing dogs took an unusual inter­est in her chest, lead­ing a human inves­ti­ga­tor to note she’d recently under­gone some sort of surgery – which she admit­ted was a breast aug­men­ta­tion. She was taken to a hos­pi­tal, where doc­tors found that the implants had been filled with cocaine and some of the drug had entered the woman’s bloodstream.

A 28-year-old, whose name was not released, took dozens of pic­tures of his prop­erty, so he could rent it out.  How­ever, he did a very poor job of clean­ing because a num­ber show­cased healthy-looking pot plants grow­ing all over the place! Nat­u­rally, police got a search war­rant and seized the weed, while issu­ing the man a ticket to appear in court next month.

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