Thursday 1/24

sausagePolice in Sweden said a woman threatened to kill the her boyfriend during a heated argument and threw  frying pan full of hot sausages at the man! The frying pan missed but he was struck by the sausages and grease, police said. He was not injured, just hungry. The woman was charged with attempted assault and making illegal threats.

A Papa John’s clerk in Helena, Montana stopped a robbery.  The robber, who said he was only planning the stick-up to feed his family, began sobbing during the crime and told the clerk he really didn’t want to commit the act – so the employee made an offer – a large pie, some chicken wings and a chance to leave without charges.  The robber accepted and even sat down to wait for his chow to be prepared – and dropped his knife in the process, making no attempt to pick it up. He left with the food, a couple of sodas and a clean criminal record.

A lot of people are upset about gun laws but face it, you could be this guy.  Police were called to investigate reports of a gunshot coming from a parked car.  They found a security guard slumped over the wheel in pain after just shooting his unit off! Apparently, the gun was in his pocket. And, as if the guy’s luck wasn’t bad enough, it turns out that he didn’t have a permit for the gun – so he was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

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