Thursday 1/24

sausagePolice in Swe­den said a woman threat­ened to kill the her boyfriend dur­ing a heated argu­ment and threw  fry­ing pan full of hot sausages at the man! The fry­ing pan missed but he was struck by the sausages and grease, police said. He was not injured, just hun­gry. The woman was charged with attempted assault and mak­ing ille­gal threats.

A Papa John’s clerk in Helena, Mon­tana stopped a rob­bery.  The rob­ber, who said he was only plan­ning the stick-up to feed his fam­ily, began sob­bing dur­ing the crime and told the clerk he really didn’t want to com­mit the act – so the employee made an offer — a large pie, some chicken wings and a chance to leave with­out charges.  The rob­ber accepted and even sat down to wait for his chow to be pre­pared – and dropped his knife in the process, mak­ing no attempt to pick it up. He left with the food, a cou­ple of sodas and a clean crim­i­nal record.

A lot of peo­ple are upset about gun laws but face it, you could be this guy.  Police were called to inves­ti­gate reports of a gun­shot com­ing from a parked car.  They found a secu­rity guard slumped over the wheel in pain after just shoot­ing his unit off! Appar­ently, the gun was in his pocket. And, as if the guy’s luck wasn’t bad enough, it turns out that he didn’t have a per­mit for the gun – so he was charged with ille­gal pos­ses­sion of a firearm and ammunition.

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