Thursday 5/24

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Stock­holm police said a home­owner called their emer­gency num­ber to report a man who had attempted to break into his house & had some­how, dur­ing his get­away man­aged to get stuck in a fence out­side of his home. Police arrived and snapped a pic­ture of the sus­pect, before pry­ing him free and plac­ing him under arrest and posted it to their twit­ter feed where over 4,000 fol­low­ers could take a gander.

 A Florida woman’s neigh­bors are burn­ing up with rage after she nearly destroyed their apart­ment build­ing — by set­ting fire to her couch while it was still inside! Jill Wooten was in the process of assault­ing her room­mate when cops arrived to inves­ti­gate the still-smoldering blaze and when asked, she admit­ted to tak­ing a match to the sofa because she couldn’t get him to remove it and it smelled of urine. She was arrested on site and charged with arson and domes­tic battery.

A South Car­olina woman was arrested on child endan­ger­ment charges for get­ting trashed while her tod­dler slept in the trash. Shana Bishop pulled her car into a stranger’s dri­ve­way, got out and began to dance around errat­i­cally, which attracted the atten­tion of cops par­tic­u­larly because she had her vehicle’s cup-holder stuck in her hair. When they approached to inves­ti­gate, they found the vis­i­bly impaired woman’s two-year-old fast asleep on a large mound of garbage that cov­ered the floor of her car. Bishop, who admit­ted to using meth, was booked on a vari­ety of charges.

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