Thursday 6/8

In Cal­i­for­nia, a dad was run­ning late, try­ing to his son to a youth soc­cer game. So, the he did what any good dad would do — he drove 104 miles per hour on the wrong side of the road to make up time. Unfor­tu­nately, the kid never made it to the game as the dad was arrested for reck­less dri­ving and child endangerment.

A ter­ri­fied Texas woman escaped the scene of an armed bank rob­bery! She was at the bank cash­ing a check when a masked gun­man burst in, and she freaked out and fled out a back door — jump­ing into a vehi­cle that was already run­ning and burned rub­ber! She drove a few miles and stopped at a con­ve­nience store to gather her wits, but was met by cops who slapped the cuffs on her because she took off in the get­away vehi­cle!  She was detained briefly, then released with­out charges.

Offi­cers approached Bran­don de Leon after he began act­ing bizarrely out­side a fast food restau­rant, only to have the 21-year-old lurch at them, scream­ing, “I’m going to eat you.” They hand­cuffed de Leon, who then began beat­ing his head on the patrol car divider while growl­ing and snap­ping his teeth. He man­aged to nip one deputy with­out draw­ing blood before being trans­ported to a hos­pi­tal for obser­va­tion.  Obvi­ously this guy hasn’t been watch­ing the news.  The last time a guy tried to pull this off ended up shot to death.

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