Tiger in the Toilet

Some peo­ple hate to do laun­dry, but the chore turned into a reli­gious expe­ri­ence for a British man who says that his lat­est load made him see Jesus – in the form of a fab­ric soft­ener stain. Mar­tin Andrews says he acci­den­tally spilled some fab­ric soft­ener on his T-shirt, and ended up indeli­bly mark­ing it with the face of Jesus Christ with his arms out­stretched. While the man says that one of his co-workers insisted that the stain looks more like Fonzie from Happy Days, he’s con­vinced that his shirt is holy.

tiger shirtA cen­tral Kansas woman likely won’t remem­ber her first cir­cus for the clowns or per­for­mances — it’ll be the tiger in the bathroom.The big cat had escaped briefly after its turn in the ring Sat­ur­day at the Isis Shrine Cir­cus in Salina. When Jenna Kre­hbiel walked in the bath­room she found a tiger stand­ing about 2 feet away! “You don’t expect to go in a bath­room door, have it shut behind you and see a tiger walk­ing toward you,” Kre­hbiel said.  Chris Bird, man­ager at the Bicen­ten­nial Cen­ter, said “I am glad no one was hurt or injured.” Kre­hbiel said her 3-year-old daugh­ter had a dif­fer­ent reac­tion. “My daugh­ter wanted to know if it had washed its hands!”

A butt-naked Aus­tralian man who led cops on a 15 mile car chase ended up los­ing a bat­tle with the deputies because he chose to fight them with a weapon that really sucked . Michael Scott was ini­tially stopped for dri­ving over 100 miles per hour, and told his lawyers he fled the scene because of his “deep mis­trust” of police. He led the pur­su­ing cruiser to a McDonald’s, where he knew there would be a video cam­era to record his arrest, then ended up hav­ing “a manic episode” that resulted in him hit­ting one of the cops on the scene with the hose – which he car­ried around to play as a musi­cal instru­ment. He pled guilty to more than 20 charges and was sen­tenced to 12 months in the canister.

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