Toast or be toasted

A Saudi Arabian man wasn’t horsing around when he filed for divorce after seeing a photo of his wife planting a sloppy, wet kiss … on a horse. The woman, published the snapshot on social media, which led her hubby to fly into a jealous rage and insist upon a divorce. The woman, who was not named, said she is not sorry for what she did and was not upset by splitting from a man who cannot distinguish between humans and animals

Michigan woman Ophelia Neal, 53, pleaded guilty in Oakland County Circuit Court to bank robbery and explosive charges.  Police said Neal went into the Fifth Third Bank in Clinton Township and told a clerk she
was carrying a bomb in her cloth bag. Neal fled with an undisclosed amount of cash in a car driven by a man. She was later arrested and police discovered her cloth bag contained two cans of spaghetti sauce. Neal, who has previous convictions for fraud, marijuana possession and assault, is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 9.

toasterA London man proved he wasn’t very well-“bread” when he called emergency responders to rescue him – because he’d gotten his man parts stuck in a toaster! The elderly gentleman, whose name was not released, didn’t reveal what prompted him to put his unit into the unit, just that he found himself unable to free himself from the device. Fire department spokesman Dave Brown said, “Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out could be prevented with a little common sense …”

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