Toy Truckin'

Penn­syl­va­nia man Ray­mond Kallen­berger was flee­ing the site of an armed rob­bery he’d com­mit­ted when he forced his way into a van owned by a local cab com­pany. When cops began to chase the vehi­cle, Kallen­berger gunned it and drove straight into the Susque­hanna River, where it was swept off by the cur­rent.  An eye­wit­ness said he saw “a mini­van float­ing down the river with a naked guy on it wav­ing his under­wear over his head.” Kallen­berger was fished out of the drink, but divers are still look­ing for the vehicle.

Cof­fee not only wakes you up in the morning…it can be a damn good weapon too!  The guy ini­tially pulled into the drive-thru lane of the Dunkin’ Donuts and asked the woman if she could give him change for a $100 bill. When she refused, he got out of his car, stuck his arm through the win­dow and became bel­liger­ent – at which point, the clerk says, “I looked at the pots of cof­fee and threw [one] at him. That’s when he started run­ning into his truck and then he left, and I said, ‘Go run on Dunkin.’”

Toy TruckArkansas woman Jamie Craft was report­edly trav­el­ing at a high rate of speed when she rounded a cor­ner and hit a mobile home.  She then exited her vehi­cle to scream at the other dri­ver. Craft was described as intox­i­cated and pant­less.  She grabbed a child’s elec­tric toy truck and tried to drive off in it after find­ing her own vehi­cle wouldn’t re-start!  When cops tracked her down nearby at her mother’s house, Craft was said to be so drunk that an offi­cer had to steady her “so she wouldn’t fall over.” She was charged with pub­lic intox­i­ca­tion, dis­or­derly con­duct, leav­ing the scene of an acci­dent with prop­erty dam­age and dri­ving with a sus­pended license

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