Toy Truckin'

Pennsylvania man Raymond Kallenberger was fleeing the site of an armed robbery he’d committed when he forced his way into a van owned by a local cab company. When cops began to chase the vehicle, Kallenberger gunned it and drove straight into the Susquehanna River, where it was swept off by the current.  An eyewitness said he saw “a minivan floating down the river with a naked guy on it waving his underwear over his head.” Kallenberger was fished out of the drink, but divers are still looking for the vehicle.

Coffee not only wakes you up in the morning…it can be a damn good weapon too!  The guy initially pulled into the drive-thru lane of the Dunkin’ Donuts and asked the woman if she could give him change for a $100 bill. When she refused, he got out of his car, stuck his arm through the window and became belligerent – at which point, the clerk says, “I looked at the pots of coffee and threw [one] at him. That’s when he started running into his truck and then he left, and I said, ‘Go run on Dunkin.'”

Toy TruckArkansas woman Jamie Craft was reportedly traveling at a high rate of speed when she rounded a corner and hit a mobile home.  She then exited her vehicle to scream at the other driver. Craft was described as intoxicated and pantless.  She grabbed a child’s electric toy truck and tried to drive off in it after finding her own vehicle wouldn’t re-start!  When cops tracked her down nearby at her mother’s house, Craft was said to be so drunk that an officer had to steady her “so she wouldn’t fall over.” She was charged with public intoxication, disorderly conduct, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage and driving with a suspended license

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