Tuesday 1/15

A Florida woman found a unique way to comment on her husband’s crappy behavior – by taking a #2 on the floor outside the bedroom after finding him in bed with another woman! She then grabbed a gun and began blasting away at items that her hubby valued before dropping the weapon and fleeing the scene. Cops tracked her down at a nearby apartment and charged her with domestic violence and assault. And possibly a good  carpet cleaning.

A 31-year-old lady from Queens, NY was waiting for her bus, huddled against a wall from the rain, when the sidewalk collapsed. “It happened so
fast she did not scream or anything,” said a witness from a bar next door, where everybody “got up to look.” An FDNY rescue team
pulled her from the 6-foot hole using a unit that looked like a
crane with cargo netting. The woman, described as weighing over 300 pounds, sustained shoulder injuries and was listed in stable condition at Cornell Hospital.  It’s one thing to trip on the sidewalk but to actually have the sidewalk break open and swallow you

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office said Russell Lester Sanford Jr., 28, allegedly robbed the Mid-Florida Credit Union in Davenport armed with a semiautomatic handgun. Sanford fled with an undisclosed amount of money and a deputy pulled Sanford over near the scene. Sanford was arrested on charges related to the incident and interviewed by detectives, who said the suspect told them he had been planning the robbery for two days. He was tired of seeing people younger than him driving newer vehicles than his car. He said he had also planned to use the money to pay off his mounting traffic citations.

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