Tuesday 1/15

A Florida woman found a unique way to com­ment on her husband’s crappy behav­ior – by tak­ing a #2 on the floor out­side the bed­room after find­ing him in bed with another woman! She then grabbed a gun and began blast­ing away at items that her hubby val­ued before drop­ping the weapon and flee­ing the scene. Cops tracked her down at a nearby apart­ment and charged her with domes­tic vio­lence and assault. And pos­si­bly a good  car­pet cleaning.

A 31-year-old lady from Queens, NY was wait­ing for her bus, hud­dled against a wall from the rain, when the side­walk col­lapsed. “It hap­pened so
fast she did not scream or any­thing,” said a wit­ness from a bar next door, where every­body “got up to look.” An FDNY res­cue team
pulled her from the 6-foot hole using a unit that looked like a
crane with cargo net­ting. The woman, described as weigh­ing over 300 pounds, sus­tained shoul­der injuries and was listed in sta­ble con­di­tion at Cor­nell Hos­pi­tal.  It’s one thing to trip on the side­walk but to actu­ally have the side­walk break open and swal­low you

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office said Rus­sell Lester San­ford Jr., 28, allegedly robbed the Mid-Florida Credit Union in Dav­en­port armed with a semi­au­to­matic hand­gun. San­ford fled with an undis­closed amount of money and a deputy pulled San­ford over near the scene. San­ford was arrested on charges related to the inci­dent and inter­viewed by detec­tives, who said the sus­pect told them he had been plan­ning the rob­bery for two days. He was tired of see­ing peo­ple younger than him dri­ving newer vehi­cles than his car. He said he had also planned to use the money to pay off his mount­ing traf­fic citations.

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