Tuesday 6/19


Michael Baker broke into a con­ces­sion stand at a local fair­ground and stole about $250 worth of cheese, bread and Ital­ian sausage and then approached a man rid­ing a bike & beat him with the meat! After wear­ing out the porky weapon, Baker took a wrench from his pocket and struck the vic­tim, leav­ing him blood­ied and bike-less. Cops caught up with him a short time later, charg­ing him with bat­tery, armed rob­bery and dis­turb­ing the peace.

 

Florida man Daryl Har­ris may have put his foot in his mouth by com­plain­ing about the foul foot odor dis­played by pal Craw­ford Jack­son — because when he raised a stink, he found him­self on the receiv­ing end of three minor stab wounds from a pen knife. Har­ris was not badly injured, but Jack­son was charged with assault anyway.

 

Charles Mar­shall was arrested after work­ers at a health clinic spot­ted him get­ting up close and per­sonal giv­ing “bear hugs” to a stuffed teddy bear in an alley­way. Cops who arrived on the scene to take him into cus­tody ran his iden­ti­fi­ca­tion to search for out­stand­ing war­rants and found that he’d been in court three times in the past 2 years for sim­i­lar inci­dents — lead­ing to a charge of dis­or­derly con­duct this time around.

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