Tuesday 8/7

British firefighters say they saved an apartment from destruction after its domestically challenged resident tried to dry his wet socks and underwear in a microwave oven.  The Dorset Fire and Rescue Service say firefighters rescued the man from his home and extinguished the kitchen blaze that destroyed the appliance along with the two pairs of underwear and socks inside it, and caused smoke damage to the apartment.

According to police in Pennsylvania, two out-of-state robbers told their victims that they were shooting a new reality show called, “You Just Got Robbed.” One of the men put the victims into headlocks while the other recorded the robbery on his phone. They only got 20 dollars for their trouble and were apprehended soon after.  Soon to be on youtube, “You Just Got Busted!”

Florida woman Mandy Ramsey was allegedly speeding when a patrol car attempted to pull her over. When she saw the police car, Ramsey chose to run a stop sign and eventually hit an oak tree!  When the cops came around to her driver’s side door they noticed something was missing…turns out she was racing to her boyfriend’s house – topless!  She was arrested for fleeing and eluding law enforcement and released on bond. Come on, now!  Only Barbie can get away with that!

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