Tuesday 9/11

Author­i­ties in Florida said they arrested a man who was found sleep­ing naked on a table out­side of a Sonic fast-food restau­rant. The Volu­sia County Sheriff’s Office said a deputy responded to a report of a naked man attempt­ing to bite another man at the Orange City eatery and responded to find Adam Hunt sleep­ing on a table. Inves­ti­ga­tors said the deputy woke Hunt up and told him he would be arrested. The deputy said Hunt cursed at him and told him to take him to jail.

A Cana­dian SUV owner had to deal with a griz­zly prob­lem when he came home to find that his vehi­cle had been pretty much trashed by a wild bear that tore the thing apart and left a call­ing card.  The bear broke into the Toy­ota in a quest for a pic-a-nic bas­ket, but then found itself trapped inside and pan­icked, rip­ping off the door pan­els, tear­ing out much of the inte­rior wiring and shred­ding four of the air bags. Before break­ing out the back win­dow to make its escape, the crit­ter left its alter­na­tive fuel con­tri­bu­tion in the back in the form of a steam­ing pile of poop. The total dam­age was esti­mated to be in the neigh­bor­hood of $60,000

A Con­necti­cut man gave new mean­ing to the phrase “butt crack” Tyrese Chap­man ended up at the hos­pi­tal after he was shot in the knee dur­ing his attempt to sell the drugs, accord­ing to cops. Chap­man ini­tially said a man approached him at ran­dom and fired one round into his knee – just as his uncle hap­pened to be dri­ving by and able to give him a ride to the ER. Where he showed up in need of an x-ray — which revealed that he had a large bag of crack cocaine con­cealed in his rear. So, he had the stuff in his butt and he was going to sell it right there on the streets?  Gross

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