Sorry, no one's THAT thin!


woman stuck in wallsEmer­gency respon­ders in China said a woman attempt­ing to take a short­cut between two walls ended up trapped for seven hours! Appar­ently, the space between the walls nar­rowed the fur­ther she went. Some­one finally heard her screams and called fire­fight­ers who freed the woman by break­ing down one of the walls. The woman was unin­jured but prob­a­bly will only take the long way home from now on. Look at this photo!  I don’t care how skinny you are NO ONE is going to fit in there!

Doc­tors in South­ern Cal­i­for­nia are try­ing to solve the mys­tery of a Florida man who was found uncon­scious in a Palm Springs motel – and awoke with amne­sia, an iden­tity that does not match the ID found on him, and the abil­ity to only speak and under­stand Swedish! The man, 61-year-old Michael Boatwright, woke up claim­ing his name was Johan Ek. Doc­tors diag­nosed him with some­thing called Tran­sient Global Amne­sia, a con­di­tion trig­gered by phys­i­cal or emo­tional trauma that can last for sev­eral months. He has no idea how to exchange money, take pub­lic trans­porta­tion, or under­stand Eng­lish, nor does he recall the exis­tence of his son and two ex-wives!

A bur­glar in Okla­homa was hauled in by author­i­ties after local cops got a 911 call.  The crook, whose name was not released, butt-dialed the emer­gency num­ber as he and his accom­plice were ran­sack­ing the house, which allowed police to lis­ten in as they dis­cussed what items were worth tak­ing and which ones should just be left behind. The bur­glars were long gone by the time deputies got to the home, but one of the men was caught try­ing to sell some jew­elry to a pawn­bro­ker. 

 

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