Wednesday 10/3

Stu­dents in a col­lege cal­cu­lus class got a les­son in anatomy and an eye full when their pro­fes­sor stripped off all of his clothes in front of the class. Michi­gan State Uni­ver­sity police received a call about a man yelling in the school’s engi­neer­ing build­ing. They soon dis­cov­ered the male pro­fes­sor stand­ing buck naked in front of his class. The pro­fes­sor, whose name wasn’t released and stu­dents described as “eccen­tric,” was taken to a local hospital.

If noth­ing else, a Penn­syl­va­nia man got his daily require­ment of greens when he tried to destroy evi­dence by eat­ing a plant. Accord­ing to Scran­ton police Jere­miah Car­mody tried to eat a whole pot plant after offi­cers showed up at his house to serve a war­rant. Cops wound up seiz­ing the remains of the Cannabis, along with four pounds of pot, $2,600 in cash and drug para­pher­na­lia. Car­mody faces sev­eral drug-related charges.

19-year-old girl in India vis­ited her doc­tor com­plain­ing of a loss of appetite, and by the time she left, it was her doc­tor who had lost his appetite. After a thor­ough exam­i­na­tion, doc­tors con­cluded that the rea­son she wasn’t able to eat or drink any­thing for a few days was because there was a four-pound hair­ball in her stom­ach. It seems the girl’s unusual habit of eat­ing her hair and chalk while sit­ting in class had caught up with her. A team of doc­tors oper­ated on her and suc­cess­fully removed the hairy heap.

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