Wednesday 12/05

A Polish man has a lot to get off his chest about his last relationship – so he’s suing his ex for leaving him after he laid out about seven grand for her to get breast implants. Lukasz Molovik wants Patricia Pajak to return half the dough he implanted in her pocket because he’s suffering “loss of use” of the double-D augmentations – and he’s angry that “another man can ogle her” now. Pajak counters by saying she never wanted boob enlargement in the first place, and only agreed to the operation because Molovik was obsessed with the idea.

A Maine fisherman’s wife said he is trying to find a plastic tub of scallop organs he placed in a car he mistakenly thought belonged to a graduate student at the University of Maine . Michelle Mays said “He saw a vehicle with UMaine plates, put (the scallop guts) in, and walked inside expecting to meet the student.” “When they weren’t there, he went back outside and the car was gone. Mays said she is worried the scallop organs will end up in the trash and ruin six months of her husbands work and research.”What we don’t want is someone to say, ‘What the hell is this doing in my car?’ and
throw it away,” she said.

An Alabama man wasted no time in turning in his accomplice when cops busted him for a pair of bank robberies – he told them that God was the brains behind the operation. Christopher Bruce said he was in a bad financial spot and couldn’t find a job because he had a felony record, so he prayed for guidance … and was told to go ahead and pull the knifepoint stick-ups. Police tracked him down fairly quickly, because he wrecked his car while escaping the second robbery, and left his driver’s license behind when fleeing.

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