Wednesday 12/05

A Pol­ish man has a lot to get off his chest about his last rela­tion­ship – so he’s suing his ex for leav­ing him after he laid out about seven grand for her to get breast implants. Lukasz Molovik wants Patri­cia Pajak to return half the dough he implanted in her pocket because he’s suf­fer­ing “loss of use” of the double-D aug­men­ta­tions – and he’s angry that “another man can ogle her” now. Pajak coun­ters by say­ing she never wanted boob enlarge­ment in the first place, and only agreed to the oper­a­tion because Molovik was obsessed with the idea.

A Maine fisherman’s wife said he is try­ing to find a plas­tic tub of scal­lop organs he placed in a car he mis­tak­enly thought belonged to a grad­u­ate stu­dent at the Uni­ver­sity of Maine . Michelle Mays said “He saw a vehi­cle with UMaine plates, put (the scal­lop guts) in, and walked inside expect­ing to meet the stu­dent.” “When they weren’t there, he went back out­side and the car was gone. Mays said she is wor­ried the scal­lop organs will end up in the trash and ruin six months of her hus­bands work and research.“What we don’t want is some­one to say, ‘What the hell is this doing in my car?’ and
throw it away,” she said.

An Alabama man wasted no time in turn­ing in his accom­plice when cops busted him for a pair of bank rob­beries – he told them that God was the brains behind the oper­a­tion. Christo­pher Bruce said he was in a bad finan­cial spot and couldn’t find a job because he had a felony record, so he prayed for guid­ance … and was told to go ahead and pull the knife­point stick-ups. Police tracked him down fairly quickly, because he wrecked his car while escap­ing the sec­ond rob­bery, and left his driver’s license behind when fleeing.

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