Wednesday 1/25

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1, 2 punch – AnIllinois man found himself behind bars after calling 911 to report a fight.  Well, more like pick a fight.  John Pacella dialed the emergency number to say he needed to have cops sent to his address because he wanted to fight them. The dispatcher, eager to keep a citizen happy, obliged and sent a pair of deputies to Pacella’s place, leading him to immediately start flailing at them. The 38-year-old remains behind bars, charged with aggravated battery, resisting a police officer, and battery with intent to provoke or insult.

Mile “high” club – Adam Blumenkranz was on a JetBlue flight from Fort Lauderdale to Newark, New Jersey, when he aroused flight crew suspicions by dropping a Ziploc bag on the floor on his way to the loo.  He picked up his parcel and retreated to the bathroom, where a “strong odor of marijuana” began seeping through the door. The crew notified authorities, who arrested Blumenkranz upon arrival. He said he had done nothing wrong, since he had a medical marijuana card in his possession. Yeah, ask Montel about that one…

10 points! – The Polk,Florida County Sheriff’s Office said deputies received reports of a Kia Sorrento driving erratically.  When the vehicle finally came to a stop it struck a parked patrol car while the deputy was putting out a spike strip in an attempt to stop him!  He also hit 5 other cars along the way!  No serious injuries were reported and Curtis Gunter ofFortMeade was arrested.

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