Wednesday 4/25

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McBusted Ribs - A Florida man claimed he was skipped over in line at McDonald’s & super-sized his anger by com­ing back with a base­ball bat! The man actu­ally com­plained ver­bally at first, then left the premises and returned with a bat and smacked the man­ager twice in the ribs. Employ­ees said he then walked away calmly, using his shirt to open the door so as not to leave fingerprints.

I want to ride my bicycle…nude - A Roman­ian cop cited a motor­cy­cle pas­sen­ger for not wear­ing a hel­met.  Pass­ing motorists stopped to pho­to­graph the tick­et­ing process and eaves­drop as the woman was given a warn­ing to cover up … her head. She did, then climbed back on the bike and rode off nude from the neck down. The offi­cer said the hel­met vio­la­tion was the only thing he was autho­rized to ticket. 

Unlucky shot - The shoot­ing went down at a Roanoke, Va., firearms safety class.  The instruc­tor says he had left the room for a brief moment and heard a gun­shot from the class­room!  The Bed­ford County Sheriff’s Office says that Michael L. Deel shot him­self in the hand with a .45-caliber hand­gun and the bul­let also struck his wife, Michelle, in the leg as she was sit­ting beside him! The Deels were taken to a local hos­pi­tal where they were treated for non-life threat­en­ing injuries. No word on whether they passed or not.

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