McBusted Ribs – A Florida man claimed he was skipped over in line at McDonald’s & super-sized his anger by coming back with a baseball bat! The man actually complained verbally at first, then left the premises and returned with a bat and smacked the manager twice in the ribs. Employees said he then walked away calmly, using his shirt to open the door so as not to leave fingerprints.
I want to ride my bicycle…nude – A Romanian cop cited a motorcycle passenger for not wearing a helmet. Passing motorists stopped to photograph the ticketing process and eavesdrop as the woman was given a warning to cover up … her head. She did, then climbed back on the bike and rode off nude from the neck down. The officer said the helmet violation was the only thing he was authorized to ticket.
Unlucky shot – The shooting went down at a Roanoke, Va., firearms safety class. The instructor says he had left the room for a brief moment and heard a gunshot from the classroom! The Bedford County Sheriff’s Office says that Michael L. Deel shot himself in the hand with a .45-caliber handgun and the bullet also struck his wife, Michelle, in the leg as she was sitting beside him! The Deels were taken to a local hospital where they were treated for non-life threatening injuries. No word on whether they passed or not.