Wednesday 6/20

Cops in Sweden were called to rescue a woman spotted lying with her arm draped over the balcony of a high-rise apartment. After receiving an emergency call, first responders knocked on the apartment door and, finding no response, forced their way in. Upon arrival, they headed to the terrace where they found the mannequin lying splayed out and much the worse for wear.

A New Jersey man was intercepted by authorities after he completed one too many calls to 911 — all of them claiming that he was President Obama looking to speak to Tim Tebow. Jason Slater called the emergency line looking for the quarterback, and after being told to take a hike, he made a call to his local precinct with the same request. When officers traced the call, they headed to Slater’s family home, where they found him hiding under blankets in his mother’s bedroom closet.

The man who was in the area working on a construction job, attempted to boost an armful of goods from the local Walmart, including blue jeans and ear buds, but store personnel & we suppose karma stopped him in the act. He fled the scene and hopped into his truck, but before he’d gone too far, the muffler came loose, and he stepped out to fix it — only to have the truck roll forward and over him!  Wal-Mart has opted not to press charges, but the universe has other ideas: the man is in “extremely serious” condition at a nearby hospital.

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