Edinburgh college professor Gavin Bradford was deemed “unfit to teach” by Scotland’s General Teaching Council after allegedly asking a female student to shove a pie down his pants! With further investigation, the Council discovered that the 37-year-old had a history of inappropriate behavior with female students. While working at a college in Ontario, via webcam he was said to have asked more than 20 female college students to smear themselves in ketchup and eggs and pour sour milk into their underwear. Bradford didn’t show up to his hearing.
Police believe a woman hit the gas instead of the brake as she left a New Jersey car wash, sending her vehicle into a river. An employee and a customer at Spotless Auto Laundry jumped into the Hackensack River to rescue the woman. They managed to get the woman out through the window. A tow truck retrieved the vehicle and the woman was treated at a hospital for minor injuries.
A Florida man who was trying to prove his pockets were empty proved the same about his head when he spilled cocaine on the ground while showing cops he wasn’t carrying any drugs. Hermino Hurtado-Resendez was stopped by police responding to reports of a drug dealer conducting business on the grounds of a bar in Fort Walton Beach. While being questioned, he claimed innocence, and decided to prove it by putting his hands in his pockets and turning them inside out, dropping baggies of the drug on the floor in the process. Cops immediately booked the man on charges of possession of a controlled substance … and having an incredibly bad memory.