Wednesday 9/5

Witnesses say they heard the sounds of breaking glass and saw Clifford Towers climbing through a back window in a neighboring home, leading them to call cops. When the officers arrived on the scene, they rang the front doorbell in an attempt to access the scene – only to have Towers open up, and promptly surrender.

A motorist in Oregon tried a “bearly” legal maneuver to subvert the state’s carpool lane, but got busted when an eagle eyed trooper noticed a suspicious passenger. Scarlett Zibritovsky says she wasn’t really thinking about the law when she belted the stuffed bear into place, and insists she just wanted to make her car look a little cuter while she searched for a place to drop him. She says he’d been a passenger for about a month while she “looked for a little kid to give him to,” but does admit that speeding up her trip did cross her mind once she was on the road.
KARK-TV, Little Rock, said a crew was recording footage for a story about a fallen tree that destroyed a Benton house when Nathaniel Koba, 22, walked out of the woods completely nude!  The station said Koba was covering his genitals with his hands and did not appear to be doing anything vulgar when he was caught on camera. A Saline County sheriff’s deputy soon arrived on the scene and arrested Koba while KARK-TV’s cameras were still rolling. Koba, who deputies said is believed to have been on drugs, was charged with indecent exposure and public intoxication.

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