Wednsday 2/29

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Samantha got run over by a reindeer – Eleven year old Samantha Irons and her eight-year-old brother, Sebastian, were in a BP gas station’s mini-mart inDacula,GA when a deer crashed through the glass and steamrolled into her, knocking her to the ground! The clerk at the store called 911 after seeing Samantha covered with blood, but it turned out it was the deer’s blood, not Samantha’s.

What’s worse than getting lashed with a wet noodle? – The Florida Highway Patrol said a Charlotte County fire truck was responding to a call Monday afternoon in Punta Gorda when one of its hoses came loose and flailed about, striking nine mailboxes and sending one of them on a collision course with a man standing in his yard minding his business.  William Van Dornick, 50, was transported toPeace River Medical Center with minor leg injuries.

A California man proved he had nothing to hide by walking into a welding shop to ask for a job — while completely naked. Jose Ayala was captured on surveillance video, wandering around and speaking incoherently. He was calm until cops arrived — at which point he became violent, grabbing a female cop’s hair before deputies and the shop owner subdued him. Shop owner Chris Johnson said, “He said something about looking for work, and he was good with his hands. I didn’t know why a naked dude would be in my shop.” Maybe because he admitted he was high on meth.

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