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El Paso police said a woman arrived home and fol­lowed the sound of run­ning water to her bath­room, where she dis­cov­ered Hec­tor Sanchez, 41, danc­ing nude.  Police said Sanchez, who the woman said she had never met before, refused repeated orders to exit the home. Offi­cers said they found Sanchez lying nude on a bed. Sanchez, who was allegedly drunk, was taken to the El Paso County jail on alle­ga­tions of crim­i­nal tres­pass and crim­i­nal mis­chief. His bond was set at $2,500.

Cigar cutterA New Mex­ico man estab­lished him­self as a shoe-in for worst boyfriend of the year by try­ing to cut one of his for­mer girlfriend’s toes off with a cigar cut­ter – just months after bit­ing off a piece of a dif­fer­ent “lit­tle pig­gie” in a dif­fer­ent inci­dent! Daniel Anaya, who was fired from his gig as a shoe sales­man fol­low­ing the first foot fault, caught up with his ex despite the fact that she’d moved to another city to ditch him – and got­ten a restrain­ing order along the way. The woman, whose name was not released, man­aged to avoid injury by fight­ing Anaya off with a bar­be­cue fork, inflict­ing a wound bad enough to send him to the emer­gency room – where he was arrested.

For one Florida man, the time was right for danc­ing in the streets – after he crashed his car and jumped out stark naked to show off his moves in the mid­dle of a busy road. Felix Lock­ett plowed his vehi­cle into a wall before per­form­ing his un-requested strip tease, and told offi­cers that he was under the influ­ence – a fact that became extra clear when respon­ders began feel­ing ill due to the fumes ema­nat­ing from the man’s wrecked car. Lock­ett explained that he’d been con­sum­ing a con­coc­tion of mar­i­juana and formalde­hyde before the acci­dent, which broke the bot­tle, send­ing toxic fumes into the atmos­phere. It’s unclear whether Lock­ett will face charges for the crash, the alleged inde­cency or the chem­i­cals … or a nice combo plat­ter fea­tur­ing all three.

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