Taken from www.dumblaws.com
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. That’s what I’m talking about!
A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.
Children up to the age of 14 must have a certificate signed by their parents to testify that they regularly brush their teeth.
Cutting off a friend’s head with an axe is against the law. As opposed to an enemy….?
It is a criminal offence to ride a merry-go-round on a Sunday.
Lawyers must not charge widows a fee for moving their piano from one room to another.
Snakes have been banned from biting humans on a Sunday — except when it’s snowing.
Statewide: You may not fish on a camel’s back. Funny, last time I saw a camel there were no fish on it’s back.
In Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
In Pocatello: A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Idaho Falls: It is illegal for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle.
Coeur d’Alene: If police officers suspect a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before they approach the scene.
Eagle: Bicycles must not be taken onto a tennis court.
Wallace: You are not allowed to sleep in a dog kennel. (unless you are a dog.)