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Lawrence police said Eric Williams, 25, was pulled over for speeding and Officer Tim Christie detected the odor of marijuana in his Honda. Williams said he did not have any marijuana in the vehicle, but a search of the car uncovered some wrapped in brown cigar paper in the center console of the Honda. Williams said he had been unaware of it AND if he knew it was in the vehicle, he would have smoked it!” Williams was arrested on a marijuana possession charges and issued a citation for speeding.

Police in Newfoundland say a 22-year-old man was stopped in St. John’s around 1:30 a.m. Friday and charged with impaired driving and failing a breath test. The man was given a court date and released but was stopped again 2 hours later — and again charged with impaired driving and failing the test.

woman in poolA Florida woman was arrested for dropping the kids off before going to the pool, as she took a poop in a stranger’s yard and then cleaned off with a skinny dip in their pool! Cheryl Beauchamp was busted after the homeowner spotted her on a surveillance camera. When cops arrived, the 35-year-old told them that she only took the dip because she didn’t have anyplace to stay and she needed a bath…obviously. Plus, she was on her way to an appointment with President Obama.  I’m sure he would appreciate her effort. Beauchamp also told officers that she wanted to go to jail — a request they granted by charging her with burglary and criminal mischief.

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