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Lawrence police said Eric Williams, 25, was pulled over for speed­ing and Offi­cer Tim Christie detected the odor of mar­i­juana in his Honda. Williams said he did not have any mar­i­juana in the vehi­cle, but a search of the car uncov­ered some wrapped in brown cigar paper in the cen­ter con­sole of the Honda. Williams said he had been unaware of it AND if he knew it was in the vehi­cle, he would have smoked it!” Williams was arrested on a mar­i­juana pos­ses­sion charges and issued a cita­tion for speeding.

Police in New­found­land say a 22-year-old man was stopped in St. John’s around 1:30 a.m. Fri­day and charged with impaired dri­ving and fail­ing a breath test. The man was given a court date and released but was stopped again 2 hours later — and again charged with impaired dri­ving and fail­ing the test.

woman in poolA Florida woman was arrested for drop­ping the kids off before going to the pool, as she took a poop in a stranger’s yard and then cleaned off with a skinny dip in their pool! Cheryl Beauchamp was busted after the home­owner spot­ted her on a sur­veil­lance cam­era. When cops arrived, the 35-year-old told them that she only took the dip because she didn’t have any­place to stay and she needed a bath…obviously. Plus, she was on her way to an appoint­ment with Pres­i­dent Obama.  I’m sure he would appre­ci­ate her effort. Beauchamp also told offi­cers that she wanted to go to jail — a request they granted by charg­ing her with bur­glary and crim­i­nal mischief.

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